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Goat Shorts

The Goat is the type of guy to stare into the abyss, and when the abyss stares back he keeps staring until the abyss blinks.
  • Embroidered graphics
  • Two side pockets and two back pockets
  • Elastic waistband and drawstring to fit your waist
  • Material: 365 GSM 85% Cotton 15% Polyester

     SIZE GUIDE:

  • Firs model is 5'6" wearing a size Small!
  • Second model is 5'10" wearing a size Small!
  • X-Small - Waist fits: (28"-30") with a 6" Inseam
  • Small - Waist fits: (30"-32") with a 6" Inseam
  • Medium - Waist fits: (32"-34") with a 6" Inseam
  • Large - Waist fits: (34"-36") with a 6" Inseam
  • X-Large - Waist fits:  (36"-38") with a 6" Inseam
  • XX-Large - Waist fits: (38"-40") with a 6" Inseam
  • XXX-Large - Waist fits: (40"-42") with a 6" Inseam
Made by Steady Hands under license from Devolver Digital, Inc. Massive Monster ®, Cult of the Lamb ®, the Massive Monster and Cult of the Lamb logos and characters are trademarks of Massive Monster Limited. DEVOLVER DIGITAL and the Devolver Digital logo are trademarks of Devolver Digital, Inc. Cult of the Lamb copyright © 2025 Massive Monster Limited. All rights reserved.
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    Goat Shorts

    The Goat is the type of guy to stare into the abyss, and when the abyss stares back he keeps staring until the abyss blinks.
    • Embroidered graphics
    • Two side pockets and two back pockets
    • Elastic waistband and drawstring to fit your waist
    • Material: 365 GSM 85% Cotton 15% Polyester

         SIZE GUIDE:

    • Firs model is 5'6" wearing a size Small!
    • Second model is 5'10" wearing a size Small!
    • X-Small - Waist fits: (28"-30") with a 6" Inseam
    • Small - Waist fits: (30"-32") with a 6" Inseam
    • Medium - Waist fits: (32"-34") with a 6" Inseam
    • Large - Waist fits: (34"-36") with a 6" Inseam
    • X-Large - Waist fits:  (36"-38") with a 6" Inseam
    • XX-Large - Waist fits: (38"-40") with a 6" Inseam
    • XXX-Large - Waist fits: (40"-42") with a 6" Inseam
    Made by Steady Hands under license from Devolver Digital, Inc. Massive Monster ®, Cult of the Lamb ®, the Massive Monster and Cult of the Lamb logos and characters are trademarks of Massive Monster Limited. DEVOLVER DIGITAL and the Devolver Digital logo are trademarks of Devolver Digital, Inc. Cult of the Lamb copyright © 2025 Massive Monster Limited. All rights reserved.
    Cult of the lamb goat goats

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      The Goat is the type of guy to stare into the abyss, and when the abyss stares back he keeps staring until the abyss blinks.
      • Embroidered graphics
      • Two side pockets and two back pockets
      • Elastic waistband and drawstring to fit your waist
      • Material: 365 GSM 85% Cotton 15% Polyester

           SIZE GUIDE:

      • Firs model is 5'6" wearing a size Small!
      • Second model is 5'10" wearing a size Small!
      • X-Small - Waist fits: (28"-30") with a 6" Inseam
      • Small - Waist fits: (30"-32") with a 6" Inseam
      • Medium - Waist fits: (32"-34") with a 6" Inseam
      • Large - Waist fits: (34"-36") with a 6" Inseam
      • X-Large - Waist fits:  (36"-38") with a 6" Inseam
      • XX-Large - Waist fits: (38"-40") with a 6" Inseam
      • XXX-Large - Waist fits: (40"-42") with a 6" Inseam
      Made by Steady Hands under license from Devolver Digital, Inc. Massive Monster ®, Cult of the Lamb ®, the Massive Monster and Cult of the Lamb logos and characters are trademarks of Massive Monster Limited. DEVOLVER DIGITAL and the Devolver Digital logo are trademarks of Devolver Digital, Inc. Cult of the Lamb copyright © 2025 Massive Monster Limited. All rights reserved.
      Cult of the lamb goat goats